Tag: funny
member name: Nurse Nancy S.
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July 13, 2008 08:11 AM EDT --
Don't laugh.....it is all true...
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. . . . more
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June 17, 2008 09:36 AM EDT --
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can . . . more
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June 01, 2008 03:41 PM EDT --
I received this in an email from my friend. It is the most clever way to advertise that I have ever seen.
You have to try it...be sure to try all of the buttons.
Automated Phone . . . more
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May 06, 2008 03:54 PM EDT --
How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?
Can you cry under water?
Why does a round . . . more
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August 29, 2007 03:18 PM EDT --
Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day......
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's . . . more
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March 14, 2007 11:10 AM EDT --
Feeling Stressed Out?
Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here.
No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion . . . more
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March 27, 2007 09:15 PM EDT --
Is there someone out there that could tell me what I just saw on the American Idol stage?
Sanjaya has got to be one of the weirdest contestants.
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March 28, 2007 06:50 PM EDT --
I just wanted you to know that I have entered
THE SNAPDRAGON part of my life...
Part of me has snapped and the rest of me is draggin'.
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March 22, 2007 12:32 AM EDT --
Why Are Men Are Just Happier People?
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is . . . more
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May 23, 2007 12:11 PM EDT --
I received this in an email today and I thought it was funny and so true!
Just wanted to pass this along for y'all to enjoy!
Measuring Success
At age 4 success is...not messing in your . . . more
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August 07, 2007 10:14 PM EDT --
Something to Ponder
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are
120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. . . . more
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March 28, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
Take a close look at the attached picture...feeling old now???
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March 29, 2007 11:36 AM EDT --
CAN YOU READ THIS??? I CAN!!!
Don't even think about using spell check!!!!!!!!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt . . . more
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April 03, 2007 03:20 PM EDT --
I have been on Weight Watchers for 9 week and I have lost 28.8 lbs. That's not what I am really writing about. This article is primarily to get you to look at the pictures that accompany this article. . . . more
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March 26, 2007 02:22 AM EDT --
If you're tagged you have to publish six weird things about yourself. And then when you're finished you have to tag six other people. So after trying to find something interesting enough to consider . . . more
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April 02, 2007 06:33 AM EDT --
There are many names that can be unisex. If you heard the name you would not know if it were a boy's name or a girl's name.
Let's see how many we can come up with. (Spelling can be different . . . more
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May 01, 2007 02:47 AM EDT --
Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION . . . more
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April 02, 2007 08:19 AM EDT --
Name a word or compound word with the word TIME in it.
Only one answer per post, but feel free to come back as play as many times as you want.
I will start....Springtime
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April 12, 2007 04:08 PM EDT --
We all love bloopers. Here are a bunch of movie mistakes to look for in popular films.
Movie: Wizard of Oz (1939)
Scene: Dorothy, the Tin Woodsman, and the Scarecrow dance down the Yellow Brick . . . more
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March 28, 2007 11:38 AM EDT --
Sometimes we need to remember what the Rules of life REALLY are.
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages
of any kind.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't . . . more
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